Drunk guy to girlfriend: I care about you a lot. It sucks.
Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey
- Wish I Was a Sociopath Like My Dad
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overheard_usa- November 15th, 3:00
- ...In the Shape Of Three 6's.
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- overheardnyc
- November 15th, 3:00
Creepy drunk guy: I'm going to go to the bathroom and then I'm going to come back and hit on you some more.
Girl to friend: I fucking hope not, I think that guy has an open wound on his arm.
--W 12th
- I Spit on Your G-Rated Performance!
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- overheardnyc
- November 15th, 0:00
Street performers to people leaving: Hey, we didn't leave when you got here!
Random passerby: I threatened them with sex!
--Washington Square
Overheard by: RAR!
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vintage_ads- November 15th, 7:30
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- carabaas wrote in vintage_ads
- November 15th, 7:29
- 1955
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- carabaas wrote in vintage_ads
- November 15th, 7:25
- At Least, He Said It Was Mayonnaise
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- overheard_usa
- November 15th, 0:00
Girl on cell: Yeah, last semester the professor had this obsession with mayonnaise. It was freaking everyone out.
College of Charleston
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: Tori
- And You Know the Old Saying: "Where There's Mexicans..."
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- overheard_usa
- November 14th, 21:00
Girl: I wonder why there are so many Japanese restaurants around here?
Guy: Probably because there are a lot of Mexican people living in this town.
Very Little Town
North Carolina
- The Same Reason I Love Snow and Urine
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- overheardnyc
- November 14th, 21:00
Southern hipster #1: Man, I don't loooove ice cream...
Southern hipster #2: You must, you been talkin' about it all day.
Southern hipster #1: Yeah, like ice cream cake that you can write dirty words on!
--Williamsburg
Overheard by: Giri
- Speaking of Ann-Margaret...
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- cwinnipeg wrote in vintage_ads
- November 14th, 20:38
- (no subject)
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- spuzzlightyear wrote in vintage_ads
- November 14th, 18:06
- PANDORA’S BOX
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- icanhaschzbrgr
- November 14th, 17:00
PANDORA’S BOX It was filled with Ferrets.
Picture by: ferret Caption by: wildcard8033 via Poster Builder
- APEC 2009, Day 2: Singapore.
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- ladypolitik wrote in obama_daily
- November 14th, 19:40
- That's the Last Time I'll Pick Up a Harvard Guy
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- overheard_usa
- November 14th, 18:00
Guy with sunglasses on cell: So I went back to the apartment today and he was passed out again! (pause) Yeah, dude, I think he smoked a bowl on my bed and then seized a few times...
B Train
Boston, Massachusetts
- doh
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- icanhaschzbrgr
- November 14th, 15:00
- ...To Fuck the Statuary!
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- overheardnyc
- November 14th, 18:00
Crazy old hobo, holding up bags and drawing: Where's the moon? Where's the moon? If the earth is in Columbus Circle, then the moon would be on 64th and Central Park West! Come see my exhibition!
Hipster teen surrounded by giggling friends: Is your exhibition inside those bags?
Crazy old hobo: No, those are Michelle Obama's dresses. You want to be smart with me? Why don't you be smart and become an exhibitionist?
Hipster teen surrounded by giggling friends: Do you know what "exhibitionist" means?
Crazy old hobo: Of course! It's someone who goes to museums every day!
--1 Train
- Wink soda commercial
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- clamnebula wrote in vintage_ads
- November 14th, 16:56
refreshed
If it's good enough for Ann-Margaret...
- But I'm Guessing It's Like When Tyra Calls the Prospective Models "Ugly-Beautiful"
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- overheardnyc
- November 14th, 15:00
Girl sitting with friends listening to music: Ohmigod, the guy who sings this song is sooooooo ugly!
Friend: Really?
Girl: My family said I look like him.
--Central Park
- Which Is Why I Had You Guys Do Those Practice Drills Earlier
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- overheard_usa
- November 14th, 15:00
Volunteer director to group of teenage volunteers: Now, ya gotta be careful or the tractor tires will catch on fire.
Teenage volunteers: (incredulous laughter)
Volunteer director: No, seriously! Last year they caught on fire and I totally had to pee on them!
Sonoma County, California
Overheard by: where was I last year?!
- u wantd stripey
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- icanhaschzbrgr
- November 14th, 11:00
u wantd stripey wun, rite? brb
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- Page Summary
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- overheard_usa — Wish I Was a Sociopath Like My Dad
- overheardnyc — ...In the Shape Of Three 6's.
- overheardnyc — I Spit on Your G-Rated Performance!
- vintage_ads — (no subject)
- vintage_ads — (no subject)
- vintage_ads — 1955
- overheard_usa — At Least, He Said It Was Mayonnaise
- overheard_usa — And You Know the Old Saying: "Where There's Mexicans..."
- overheardnyc — The Same Reason I Love Snow and Urine
- vintage_ads — Speaking of Ann-Margaret... — 7 comments
- vintage_ads — (no subject)
- icanhaschzbrgr — PANDORA’S BOX — 5 comments
- obama_daily — APEC 2009, Day 2: Singapore. — 16 comments
- overheard_usa — That's the Last Time I'll Pick Up a Harvard Guy
- icanhaschzbrgr — doh — 1 comment
- overheardnyc — ...To Fuck the Statuary! — 2 comments
- vintage_ads — Wink soda commercial — 3 comments
- overheardnyc — But I'm Guessing It's Like When Tyra Calls the Prospective Models "Ugly-Beautiful"
- overheard_usa — Which Is Why I Had You Guys Do Those Practice Drills Earlier
- icanhaschzbrgr — u wantd stripey
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