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Wish I Was a Sociopath Like My Dad
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Drunk guy to girlfriend: I care about you a lot. It sucks.

Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey


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...In the Shape Of Three 6's.
[info]overheardnyc

Creepy drunk guy: I'm going to go to the bathroom and then I'm going to come back and hit on you some more.
Girl to friend: I fucking hope not, I think that guy has an open wound on his arm.

--W 12th


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I Spit on Your G-Rated Performance!
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Street performers to people leaving: Hey, we didn't leave when you got here!
Random passerby: I threatened them with sex!

--Washington Square

Overheard by: RAR!


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[info]carabaas wrote in [info]vintage_ads

Оригинал Ссылка откроется в новом окне  (800×1122)

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Оригинал Ссылка откроется в новом окне  (726×929)

1955
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Оригинал Ссылка откроется в новом окне  (750×1015)

At Least, He Said It Was Mayonnaise
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Girl on cell: Yeah, last semester the professor had this obsession with mayonnaise. It was freaking everyone out.

College of Charleston
Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Tori


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And You Know the Old Saying: "Where There's Mexicans..."
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Girl: I wonder why there are so many Japanese restaurants around here?
Guy: Probably because there are a lot of Mexican people living in this town.

Very Little Town
North Carolina


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The Same Reason I Love Snow and Urine
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Southern hipster #1: Man, I don't loooove ice cream...
Southern hipster #2: You must, you been talkin' about it all day.
Southern hipster #1: Yeah, like ice cream cake that you can write dirty words on!

--Williamsburg

Overheard by: Giri


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Speaking of Ann-Margaret...
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Encounters With Banking Of A New Kind

PANDORA’S BOX
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PANDORA’S BOX It was filled with Ferrets.

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APEC 2009, Day 2: Singapore.
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+ )

+ Check out footage of Jon Favreau (Obama's lead speechwriter) checking in from Tokyo, and David Axelrod (Senior Advisor to the president) checking in from Singapore.

That's the Last Time I'll Pick Up a Harvard Guy
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Guy with sunglasses on cell: So I went back to the apartment today and he was passed out again! (pause) Yeah, dude, I think he smoked a bowl on my bed and then seized a few times...

B Train
Boston, Massachusetts


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doh
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doh re meeeee!

practicin 4 teh musikal?

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...To Fuck the Statuary!
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Crazy old hobo, holding up bags and drawing: Where's the moon? Where's the moon? If the earth is in Columbus Circle, then the moon would be on 64th and Central Park West! Come see my exhibition!
Hipster teen surrounded by giggling friends: Is your exhibition inside those bags?
Crazy old hobo: No, those are Michelle Obama's dresses. You want to be smart with me? Why don't you be smart and become an exhibitionist?
Hipster teen surrounded by giggling friends: Do you know what "exhibitionist" means?
Crazy old hobo: Of course! It's someone who goes to museums every day!

--1 Train


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Wink soda commercial
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If it's good enough for Ann-Margaret...

But I'm Guessing It's Like When Tyra Calls the Prospective Models "Ugly-Beautiful"
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Girl sitting with friends listening to music: Ohmigod, the guy who sings this song is sooooooo ugly!
Friend: Really?
Girl: My family said I look like him.

--Central Park


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Which Is Why I Had You Guys Do Those Practice Drills Earlier
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Volunteer director to group of teenage volunteers: Now, ya gotta be careful or the tractor tires will catch on fire.
Teenage volunteers: (incredulous laughter)
Volunteer director: No, seriously! Last year they caught on fire and I totally had to pee on them!

Sonoma County, California

Overheard by: where was I last year?!


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u wantd stripey
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u wantd stripey wun, rite? brb

watch awt 4 dose pool sharkz.

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